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FYI [07 Dec 2007|09:38am]

cheesecheese
It seems that the grouphug thing has died. Very sad!
Fear not, you can now vent on VeryLiberating.com (which I found on the wikipedia grouhug entry, it isn't a shameless plug)
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Optomistic! [28 Jan 2007|02:46am]

kristinasucks
420434745 Everything's fucked. We're all doomed. All those things you hate that you do cause you have to? Don't fucking bother, it ain't worth it. America's finished. Humanity's finished.



Well THAT makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside :]
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[08 Jul 2006|09:37pm]

table40ne
881297390
I have eaten a large portion of the inside of my mouth out of nervousness. my dentist was horrified.
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lol lame people [06 Jul 2006|10:22pm]

salsaa
160709194 i cried at the end of the lion king

984888006 People invite me to go out and do stuff but I make excuses not to because I'd rather sit alone on the computer.

That's kind of fucked up.

326400506 ok this is really bad...i was playing scrabble with my best friend and when he turned his head I made up a word and got two triple jump scores and he didnt even realize it!! Oh man if I could see his face when he reads this ahaha.
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[20 May 2006|07:20pm]

salsaa
901864668 i really like this joke: My grandfather was killed in the holocoust .... he fell off the watchtower


532503275 Every day I hope to turn on the news and find that England has been swallowed by the sea. Years and years of inbreeding sure have made them an unattractive bunch.

499065210 My girlfriend has a penis and I don't care.


740367301 I just tried to drink some water and it went up my nose because I missed my mouth and now it is all over my shirt and dockers.
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[04 May 2006|12:38pm]

bobotobobo
434622281

im an 18/f and i masturbate to the show "King of the Hill" haha thats so dumb but hey it gets me off.
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[15 Apr 2006|05:21pm]

muzikinspyerz
266019783- I hate my cat.
729616844- I compare my life to Calvin & Hobbs on a daily basis.
My boyfriend is sick of being Calvin.
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[12 Apr 2006|11:29am]

salsaa
422633570 Fat people are harder to kidnap.

752942078 I wish I was a super hot chick... but I'm a guy. But it is soooo much easier for hot chicks to pull hot chicks than it is for guys.

That is all.
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uh [01 Mar 2006|06:09pm]

macarisma_
Does anyone even USE this community?!
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[10 Jan 2006|11:27am]

univarseman
[ mood | amused ]

Oh man! This guy gave me the greatest idea ever! 951215821

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[05 Dec 2005|09:18pm]

xmortal_coilx
[ mood | amused ]

So, what do you guys think of the grouphug podcast, Audiocrush?

I LOVE it.

I have an audiocrush on Aidan.

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my confession is ..... [22 Oct 2005|01:04am]

loscha
I haven't had sex in 2 years, and before those few times,
it was 8 years.

I am scared that if I have sex again,
I'm going to flip out and kill myself,
Or have another major breakdown

But, I'm really lonely, and horny a lot the time.

I'm trapped.
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[14 Aug 2005|01:44pm]

petethepenguine

552187917  i just lasted 20 seconds in bed

my girlfriend just left my house

i think were no longer going out

595378072  i like to wrap string round my willy and STRANGLE THE BASTARD 
 

409630461  i was working at a small italian restaurant, and had to take a big dump, but the toilet wouldn't flush all the little dumplings... so, instead of flushing again, i picked out the dumpling with some toilet paper, wrapped it up like a mummy, and threw it in the waste paper basket.

i don't think anyone could smell it.

587615985  This isn't so much a confession but an epiphany. Or maybe it's a confession about how dumb I am. But here it is.

An apple is a miracle. Not in a god kind of miracle but a nature kind of miracle.

I mean, this fucking tree, in the dirt, made of wood and bark, grows a flower. And that flower turns into a big, round, shiny, delicious, juicy fruit.

I mean a fucking tree collects some water and sunlight and it makes a motherfucking APPLE! They're so fucking tasty and delicious and they're like the perfect food and a fucking TREE just makes them NATURALLY!

Nature blows my fucking mind, man
----------------------------------
God, i wanna be you.

I laughed at the last two the most, they're so great ahhaha and the first two are just ridiculous.

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a couple good ones I've read today [12 Aug 2005|08:56pm]

petethepenguine
[ mood | amused ]

177010909 I may be Jewish, but I got a big schlong.

630694077  My boyfriend has foreskin. And I love it.

884998839  i'm a guy. i had anal sex with another man tonight. i farted when he pulled out, and i busted out laughing in his face. sorry, but it was really funny. 

779400448  I am a builder who often gets left alone in the houses of the people I am working for.
When they go out for a while I can't help myself, I have to go through the lady of the houses underwear draw and jerk off when I find stuff that I like. I sometimes put them on too. Sometimes I find sex toys and stick them in my anus while I wank.
The other day I had some dirty pants on my face,I was wearing a clean pair, had a dildo up my ass and wanking when the home owner returned and caught me.
They now want me to finish the job for free or they will tell the police.

811142579  Well finals are here, and its time to study. I love it when your roommate doesnt study when you are trying to and decides that it will be fine for him to play Halo 2 for hours on end. He yells at the fuckin TV and talks to me, when I have my face burried in the books. To make things better, he needs complete silence while he studys. So pretty much its like living in a prison cell for me, locked up with this fucker. I plot to kill him everytime I see him, and almost go through with it every day. But I keep myself at bay by doing my laundry. He doesnt know I hate him, and he still acts like he is my friend. I want him to die, by my hands or not.

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[11 Aug 2005|03:05pm]

loveisforrobots
http://grouphug.us/confessions/883087992 - HAWT!

http://grouphug.us/confessions/455816730 - never make bets

http://grouphug.us/confessions/866981944 - so glad this isn't me

http://grouphug.us/confessions/251969221 - ouch
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[03 Jul 2005|10:04pm]

d3monicferret
[ mood | awww ]

299346553 I guess I am kinda proud of the fact that I'm a very innocent person.

I'm 15 years old and male. I've never kissed a girl in my life. I probably could if I wanted to, but I don't put any effort in. When I do meet new girls, I try to look at their personality rather than their looks. I think I'm saving my virginity for my wedding night. I am honest to people, always. I try to avoid lying, even if it means I get "hurt" in one way or the other. I work hard in school to be the best at what I want to be the best at. And I try hard in the classes that I don't care about as well. My education means a lot to me and I plan on going to a good college. I try to respect everyone I meet because I know everyone has some good in them. I try to be unbiased with my opinions. I don't choose sides because usually both sides are generally wrong and the correct reasoning is somewhere in the middle so I try to remain there with my opinions. I've never done drugs or gotten drunk. Though I think drugs aren't so bad, they're not for me so I stay away.

The thing I dislike about this, is that I don't have much to complain about. Since I'm so honest and everything, people generally like me. I'm a good friend. Being such a neutral and innocent person, I find it hard to find any times in my life that have been truly difficult to deal with. I can't relate to sad music and I have nothing to complain about on an online journal or anything. My life gets so boring.

The only thing that makes me sad is when I spend too much time alone and start thinking about all the flaws that I see in people. Not many people try as hard as me to be the way I am. I'm not saying I'm better than everyone, but a lot of people truly are horrible people. And at times I envy them because they always have something going on in their lives. I don't really like drama, but I get bored sometimes, you know?

I feel like I should be out experimenting with girls, doing drugs, going to parties, causing trouble with friends, and all that other teenage stuff. But instead I'm sitting in my room wondering if I'll ever find friends like me and a girl like me to marry when I'm older. It's kind of disappointing I guess.


I just wanna hug this kid.

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[10 Jun 2005|05:03pm]

d3monicferret
[ mood | dorky ]

699355127 one time, to enter a pokemon dress-up competition, i got 150 kids from my school to dress up as various pokemon. we lost, so we mobbed the place. the news showed about 150 kids dressed up as pokemon tearing down decorations, including the new "pokemon safari" game booth. i still feel bad cos we caused someone to have a seizure

Am I horrible to have laughed hysterically at this one?

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back [28 May 2005|01:45am]

abueloconqueso
[ mood | chipper ]

Wow, so it's been quite a while since I've posted in here. Or even went to grouphug for that matter. But I was trying to remember my favorite confession ever, and I found it posted here in June 2004. It's still amazing.

Here it is again

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[24 May 2005|11:40pm]

table40ne
380880632 - the coffee in the grouphug pot probably tastes good
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[15 Apr 2005|08:05pm]

d3monicferret
758851354 The song "Russian Sailor's Dance" by Tchaikovsky turns me on sexually.

As a music dork, I find this HILARIOUS.
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